Monthly Archives: December 2008

Inspection- Questioning, Yet Hoping, for More “New” in the New Year: 09

December 31, 2008
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Inspection- 00 to 08; a Preamble to New Year: 09 I’ll start with a quote by “Elvis” at Bartcop.com… “(ask the MSM)…why Michael Connell’s death is not has suspicious as Vince Foster’s…” New Years, 00. I was haunted by November and I have no idea if Michael Connell had something to do with it. But it doesn’t matter if he did or not. As far as being haunted… We all know why. New Years, 04. I was haunted by November, and Michael Connell may well have had something to do with it. Why did I feel haunted? My wife and I were at a Kerry election night “celebration,” Nashville, TN in November. Why both candidates create something resembling a high class frat party when one always turns into a funeral, I’ll never quite understand. They could at least have alternate plans to change it into a New Orleans type funeral. Now that would be going out with class. About 8:30 Central, things had been going fairly well, and suddenly the numbers on the board started going screwy. I told my wife, “It’s like someone pulled a switch.” The local Kerry phone bank head had just met us in a hallway…

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The GOP plan to crash the economy

December 31, 2008
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These people haven’t figured it out yet, but they lost the last two election cycles for a reason: they are WRONG, and have been. Monday, the Senate minority leader, Mitch McConnell announced that he intends to block President Obama’s stimulus bill without ever seeing it. “As of right now, Americans are left with more questions than answers about this unprecedented government spending, and I believe the taxpayers deserve to know a lot more about where it will be spent before we consider passing it.” He wants to bog this entire process down by sending everything through different committees, and spending months, if not years haggling back and forth on it. He also wants to tie in tax breaks for the ultra-rich into any spending bill because Republicans are still convinced that the only way to stimulate the economy is from the top down. The actual goal of the Republicans is to continue to try and box the Democrats in by threatening filibusters. They are playing this huge game of chicken and their plan is to wait until the mid-term elections in hope that the electorate will feel the Democrats have failed. I say, let’s just do away with the filibuster.…

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The Tattlesnake Is Gov. Rod Getting Rammed? Edition

December 29, 2008
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What’s the Republican Political Angle to the Blagojevich Prosecution? Is Illinois’ F**king Golden Boy Merely the Stooge for a Partisan GOP Attack on Obama and the Dems? Had Enough Leading Questions Already? While some may choose others such as Billo, Hannity, the Savage Wiener or Radio’s Anal Cyst Rush — as a reliable weathervane of what not to believe, I have my own preference second-tier CNN newsreader Kyra Phillips. In the case of the first four names, we know they are regurgitating their daily Talking Points from the Ministry of DoublePlusGood Neocon Truth, but Kyra aspires to a level of journalistic integrity that renders her eructations of state-sanctioned Big Media hooey more entertaining and she’s easier on the eyes and ears than the Cave Boys. I first noticed Kyra’s particular talent in this regard back in May of 2003, following Junior’s Commander-Cody-with-a-Codpiece moment on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln and his hilariously boneheaded ‘Mission Accomplished’ ramblings afterward that ‘major combat operations’ had been completed in Iraq. The Most Trusted Name in Newspeak had Kyra onboard the carrier that day and, with time to fill and a Glorious Victory in Eastasia to celebrate, she was given…

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The Tattlesnake — Another Holiday Rerun Edition

December 25, 2008
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Yet another holiday rerun. Merry Christmas! THE GUY IN THE JESUS SUIT The guy in the Jesus suit occupied space at the end of the bar exuding waves of beneficence and winey fumes to all and sundry. The suit fit comfortably, 38 Regular, relaxed-fit pleat pants, with a seven-and-a-quarter halo on the side. He muttered of Old Testament doom and it wasn’t even Sunday. “I’m only here to fulfill prophecy,” he remarked to the bartender, who was taking his money from the bar. On the jukebox Bing began to croon ‘White Christmas’ and Jesus started to say, “I’m very disappointed in you all,” he turned to me and glared, “As usual, you people just got it all wrong: I was actually born in June, and died at the end of May.” “I was a Jew preaching to Jews, and so were all twelve original Apostles, and then along comes Paul, who was something of a loon, and gives to the Gentiles a way “to get into heaven. Hey, the only person I said was saved was a thief hanging next to me, sometime before noon, on my crucifixion day. “And you can’t even follow the few simple words, that I…

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Inspection- Who Was This Jesus Fellow, Anyway?

December 24, 2008
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This is the second in the series of Inspection columns inspired by Bart Ehrman’s Lost Christianites. His body: a metaphor for how little others have understood who he really was before and after, crucifixion. As the body twitched and quivered into the arms of Death; animals approached. They ripped out legs, broke off arms. Scratching out eyes with claws, others attempted to shred and plunge their way into his body so they might eat his heart. Yet for each body part taken another grew. Despite this amazing regenerative ability, the body was still a body; risen or not… nothing more: a mere vehicle for the man, the prophet, the “Savior.” To this day they still fight over his carcass, regardless of the obvious, “He is not here.” As the years passed some animals were killed off by others, but there were always thrice fold to replace them. If their goal was to become the sole source for divining his message: they failed, for others will always understand his message in their own way. Who was this fellow, Jesus? What best represents who he was?

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The First National Bank of Liberaltopia

December 23, 2008
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I remember what it was like to apply for a car loan, a mortgage, a credit card. Someone was doing a background check on you and there were a lot of hoops that you had to jump through. But hey, if I were a financial institution, and I was in serious financial trouble and needed a cash infusion of several billion bucks, all I need to do is fill out a two page application, sign it (or designate someone to sign it for you) and send it in. Then it is just a matter of deciding whether to have the money delivered to you or go pick it up in person. The TARP Application can be downloaded in PDF format and asks such tough and hard-hitting questions as: PAGE 1 Institution Name: Address of Institution: Primary Contact Name: Primary Contact Phone Number: Primary Contact Fax Number: Primary Contact Email Address: Secondary Contact Name: Secondary Contact Phone Number: Secondary Contact Fax Number: Secondary Contact Email Address: PAGE 2 RSSD, Holding Company Docket Number and / or FDIC Certificate Number, As Relevant: Amount of Preferred Shares Requested: Amount Of Institutions Authorized But Unissued Preferred Stock Available For Purchase: Amount Of Institutions Authorized…

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More on the Death of Rove’s IT Man Michael Connell, Who Allegedly Helped Rig Elections for Bush and the GOP

December 23, 2008
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Just to expand on Ken Carmen’s “A Very Convenient Crash” post that dealt with the mysterious death last Friday of Karl Rove’s electoral IT man Michael Connell, here’s part of an interview Amy Goodman conducted with Mark Crispin Miller, who has been following this case, and Bush/GOP election fraud in general, closely. Here are some fascinating excerpts, but read the whole transcript here. Rove’s IT Guru Warned of Sabotage Before Fatal Plane Crash; Was Set to Testify By Amy Goodman, Democracy Now! Posted on December 22, 2008 Amy Goodman: A top Republican internet strategist who was set to testify in a case alleging election tampering in 2004 in Ohio has died in a plane crash. Mike Connell was the chief IT consultant to Karl Rove and created websites for the Bush and McCain electoral campaigns. He also set up the official Ohio state election website reporting the 2004 presidential election returns. Connell was reportedly an experienced pilot. He died instantly Friday night when his private plane crashed in a residential neighborhood near Akron, Ohio. Michael Connell was deposed one day before the election this year by attorneys Cliff Arnebeck and Bob Fitrakis about his actions during the 2004 vote count…

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Another MasterCard Commercial

December 23, 2008
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From Jim Moss – The Seminal MasterCard Commercial I’d Like to See Amount spent each year in Europe and the United States on pet food: $17 billion Cost per year to achieve basic health and nutrition for the entire world: $13 billion Amount spent on perfumes each year: $12 billion Clean water for all the world: $9 billion Amount spent on cosmetics in the US: $8 billion Basic education for the worlds children: $6 billion Total amount the US spends on Christmas each year: $450 billion (or 16 years worth of food, water, and education for the world) Initial cost of the US Government bailout of failing financial institutions: $700 billion (or 25 years worth of food, water, and education for the world) Coming to grips with the alarming disconnects of our consumerist society: Priceless

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Achieving Peace & Calm During the Holidays

December 23, 2008
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Received in an email, author unknown, but good advice for us all. Achieving Peace & Calm During the Holidays I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives, especially at this hectic time of the year. Some doctor on television this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see the things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a half a sicks pak of bear, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Valum scriptins, the res the Chesescke an a box chocolets. Yu haf no idr who frkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece an culm happpee halidozees

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A Very Convenient Crash

December 21, 2008
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“‘This is what I have been working on to prove for over a year. In fact, it was through following the Siegelman-Rove trail that I found evidence leading to Connell. That is how I became aware of him. Mike was getting ready to talk. He was frightened. “He has flown his private plane for years without incident. I know he was going to DC last night, but I don’t know why. He apparently ran out of gas, something I find hard to believe. I am not saying that this was a hit nor am I resigned to this being simply an accident either. I am no expert on aviation and cannot provide an opinion on the matter. What I am saying, however, is that given the context, this event needs to be examined carefully.’” “Mr. Connell has confided that he was being threatened, something that his attorneys also told the judge in the Ohio election fraud case..’” Just one more conspiracy of coincidences for us tinfoil hat people to mull over. Mark Connell, Rove’s go to IT guy, dead from plane crash; just before he was suppose to squeal. Read the story here.

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