Posts Tagged ‘ Satire ’

The Tattlesnake – Political Short Cuts Part Deux Edition

April 9, 2011
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More short sour snipes at some prominent political and media figures of our bloated Blutocracy, in no particular order. WI Supreme Court Justice David Prosser – Proudly relying on a former underling and ardent GOP activist to discover more than enough ‘accidentally uncounted’ votes two days after losing the election to miraculously make him the victor, Prosser has shown himself to be in the same league of unembarrassed conservative judicial giants as Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas. No doubt if there is ever again a Republican president haunting the White House, Prosser will be at the top of his or her list of US Supreme Court nominees, eclipsed only by the fine legal minds of Scooter Libby, Louie Gohmert and Orly Taitz. Ann Coulter - Anorexic in appearance; emaciated in thought; bulimic in speech. In other words, she never changes. Mike Huckabee - His Christian devotion to integrity would be breathtaking to behold at some point in the future. As it is, we just have to take his assurance that he follows the teachings of Jesus on faith, as no independent evidence exists to confirm this assertion. President Barack Obama – Apparently content to advance through constant retreat which, if…

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What If Fox News Targeted the Irish the Way They Target Muslims and Hispanics?

March 17, 2011
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What If Fox News Targeted the Irish the Way They Target Muslims and Hispanics?

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

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Koch Industries In-House Magazine

March 1, 2011
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Koch Industries In-House Magazine

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Johnny Discovers His Big Future in Meth Sales

February 21, 2011
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Johnny Discovers His Big Future in Meth Sales

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The Tattlesnake – New Definitions from the Askewed Dictionary Edition

February 14, 2011
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Glimpses Behind the Curtain of Our Blutocracy “Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!” – Sen. John “Bluto” Blutarsky, from the film “Animal House” (1978). BACHMANNALIA: 1. The sound wild-eyed gibberish makes in a rubber room. 2. An election-year holiday celebrating the unity of corporate money and gullible voters with sensibilities as squishy as wet teabags. 3. A sexless outdoor orgy in Minnesota in mid-winter, the quintessential Republican idea of how the public should be treated. BACHMANNLINESS: 1. Putting on your ‘man pants’ backwards, while staring at the wrong camera. 2. Having the balls to misquote the Constitution on national television. BLUTOCRACY: 1. A plutocracy as operated by Sen. John Blutarsky, the fictional ‘Bluto’ character from the film “Animal House,” and those who are likeminded. 2. The USA today, and not the newspaper. 3. Wall Street week. BOEHNALITY: 1. Crocodile tears shed by one who is only half-crocked. 2. Pretending you’re in control of something you plainly are not, such as a bus when the steering wheel has come off in your hand. 3. The illusion that you stand for anything beyond your own personal gain and your…

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The Tattlesnake – Political Short Cuts Edition

February 9, 2011
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Brief sour snipes at some prominent political and media figures of our bloated Blutocracy, in no particular order. Michele Bachmann – When scary met rally. Arianna Huffington – A mythological Greek goddess who prospers greatly on the free labor of others. Tim Pawlenty – A polite little Minnesota fart desperately trying to become a big Republican shit. Sarah Palin – America’s trademarked Tweetheart, soon to be our ‘Dear Tweeter’ right after the Republicans in Congress succeed in outlawing rational thought entirely. Jon Stewart - If Jon noticed two brown-shirted men wearing swastika armbands beating up another man laying on the ground, he would immediately condemn onlookers who pointed out any similarities to the Nazis, and go on to make the case that the actions of the attackers and the man trying to defend himself are equally deplorable. Then he’d giggle and cut to a commercial for Verizon Wireless. The Tea Partiers – Their hearts are in the Right place — next to a pile of cash in a bank vault owned by the Koch brothers. Comcast/MSNBC - ‘Lean Forward’ so it’ll be easier to kick your ass out the door if you displease the parent company. Bill O’Reilly – Joe…

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Tips for Hosting (and Surviving) a Birthday Party for a Teabagger Relative

February 2, 2011
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Tips for Hosting (and Surviving) a Birthday Party for a Teabagger Relative

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The 2011 Happy New World Odor?

January 2, 2011
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The 2011 Happy New World Odor?

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Wanker Magazine Features Christine O’Donnell

September 16, 2010
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Wanker Magazine Features Christine O’Donnell

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Dr. Laura’s New Book: ‘Proud to Be a Redneck Piece of White Trash’

August 20, 2010
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Dr. Laura’s New Book: ‘Proud to Be a Redneck Piece of White Trash’

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