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WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump has signed an executive order effectively banning the posting and sharing of factual information on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

“For far too long, people have been posting things on social media, factual things, that quite frankly put me in a bad light,” explained the President from the Oval Office before signing the order. “This is why I’m taking action now to stop the spread of information that could be potentially harmful to the great republican party and my presidency. No longer will Twitter and Facebook need to fact-check information, because there will not be any more facts to check.”

The executive order makes it illegal to post or share information related to accurate reporting of Covid-19 deaths in the United States, share unflattering, non-Photoshopped images of republican politicians – including the President, or comment on the abuse of power at the hands of law enforcement.
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