“Taking Bible quotes, sayings and assumptions… then giving them a fun twist. Kind of like the Doctor, his finger and your exam. Now… bend over.”

“One of you will betray me…”

– You Know Who, wearing what looked a bit like what the Statue of Liberty wears.

Scribe adds…

Peter thought…

“How did he find out about how I made myself unclean while thinking of him? Will I still be ‘the rock,’ or at least be able to get my rocks…?”

Paul thought…

“What do you mean ‘we,’ white… I mean, ‘what do you mean ‘me…’ oh, hell, that joke doesn’t work here.”

Mary thought…

“Did he finally figure out what I was doing all those times he left me on a jet plane?”

Judas thought…

Nothing. When it comes to torture and murder for profit and fun: like Rove, Cheney and Junior, the little worm had no conscience.