“Open wide and say… ‘ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'”
I sought the Lord, and he heard me, and delivered me from my fear.
Psalms 34:4
Scribe adds what was said after that…
And if you think I’m LION, well you can eat me. Oops. I meant to say… say… nice BIG pussy cat… NICE big pussy cat… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Scribe asks…
Did the beasts have favorite types of Christians back then, or did they all taste like chicken?