Written by Ye Olde Scribe

Twiddle De
Twiddle Dum
Decided they would
Play with a gun
A double barrel bonanza
Of 12 gauge fun

Dum did pull
De gave a few tugs
Both barrels filled
With deer slugs
Together they had less brains
Than two half witted pugs…

BANG BANG

Both slugs went
On their way
One bounced off a metal leg
Owned by Rick
O’
Shay
One went into a sick rabbit
Named Ray D Lepper
What…
Were you expecting
Has
N.
Pheffer?

The bounced one barely missed
A tiger named Tigger
And a fat lady of the night
YO!
Vanna
Licker
It found its horsey mark
Only slightly bigger
Guess you could say this gun
Had
a…
“hare Trigger”
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Ye Olde Scribe
all rights reserved

As Trigger goes off to that great butcher shop in the sky, Scribe sings… “Happy trails to you, until we… meat… again…”