“Cause not all Spam is as annoying as MONTY (Hall), or an amorous PYTHON.”
From an E called “Wisdom Of A Retiree!”
“I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you old folks do now that you’re retired? Well, I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, margaritas, and Scotch into urine.”
(Thanks to the mighty Rank one for the inspiration. Sorry your picture didn’t come out on the page. Scribe had to find “other.”)