A tip of Scribe’s satirical hat to Andy Borowitz…

National Association of Undertakers Backs GOP Health Plan
Funeral Directors: “Works for Us”

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Congressional Republicans received key backing today for their health care plan, picking up support from the National Association of Undertakers.

The funeral directors’ group, which represents undertakers, embalmers and hearse drivers across the country, gave the GOP plan a big thumbs up, saying in a press release, “Finally, a health care plan that works for us.”

The endorsement from the undertakers’ association was the second major endorsement in two days for the GOP plan, which yesterday picked up support from the National Association of Viruses and Bacteria.

Find the rest at borowitzreport.com (Good luck with the link, though. It keeps cycling between subscribing and a half written satire. Art thou making fun of oneself, Mr. B?)