“Where even your elderly ex-TV start Aunt Peggy is willing to give you LIP… TON.”

OR

“Sailing the net; while using a bad 60s TV pun; with Peggy in her good ship the LIPTON SLOOP.”

Jed got rich when he took a shot and got “bubblin crude.” Mellon Corp. just waits for Alabamians to take the banjo off their knees and take a…

Meanwhile, over in Jefferson County, Ala., there’s so little left to steal from the impoverished locals that Wall Street has been forced to come up with a new, grotesquely evil plan to line their pockets: taxing the local residents for taking a…

The military helps keep us in order, like chickens heading into the processing plant, so that Big Co. can gut us, or step on us like we’re ants if we get off the conveyor belt.

This is a long article and a bit confusing at times. But Scribe found the basic idea behind it ex-cell-ANT.

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