LOL, Chuck, but true Fox Newsers know that the Earth is no more than 6,000 years old, according to the precise calculations by Bishop Ussher of the ages of the Old Testament prophets (they routinely lived to be hundreds of years old), so, of course, it’s impossible there was an Ice Age 10,000 years ago before the Invisible Man Upstairs even thought of creating the universe. We try to get our facts straight here at LT Saloon! 😉
On the other hand, in the alternative world of Fox News, the Earth can be 6,000 years old for the sake of one argument and be over 10 thousand years old for the sake of another argument. This is the beauty of being in a alternative reality – you can alter reality to suit whatever you are talking about at the moment – all for the greater common good, of course – to demonize us liberals, as we are the source of all things evil in America.
LOL, Chuck, but true Fox Newsers know that the Earth is no more than 6,000 years old, according to the precise calculations by Bishop Ussher of the ages of the Old Testament prophets (they routinely lived to be hundreds of years old), so, of course, it’s impossible there was an Ice Age 10,000 years ago before the Invisible Man Upstairs even thought of creating the universe. We try to get our facts straight here at LT Saloon! 😉
On the other hand, in the alternative world of Fox News, the Earth can be 6,000 years old for the sake of one argument and be over 10 thousand years old for the sake of another argument. This is the beauty of being in a alternative reality – you can alter reality to suit whatever you are talking about at the moment – all for the greater common good, of course – to demonize us liberals, as we are the source of all things evil in America.
So Noah’s flood was caused by the melting ice age and he’s from (or landed at?) Washington DC?