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Posted by Mandi Milenko of The Weekly Vice. From her post at mmehiphopnews

Westwood, OH (TheWeeklyVice.com) – William Ferris Jr, a 27-year-old Bethel man was jailed after he allegedly paid a woman to have a sexual encounter with him in a White Castle restroom, then called police when he didn’t get what he wanted.

According to the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office, Ferris paid a prostitute $50 to have full-blown sex with him in a Cincinnati White Castle bathroom. When he only received oral sex, he waited until she left and called police, claiming he was robbed.

Investigators say Ferris’ story began to fall apart when police questioned him. He eventually got frustrated and admitted to detectives that he expected vaginal sex from the woman, but only received oral sex and kissing during their 20 minute session. He also stated that the woman picked that particular restaurant’s bathroom because the door locked.

Ferris was booked into jail and charged with solicitation and making a false police report. He is also banned from the White Castle on Harrison Ave. and will be charged with trespassing if he returns.