What do you call a Teabagger surrounded by a cheering crowd of drooling idiots?
The nominee.

What do you call an ignorant Teabagger with an I.Q. of 50?
A potential Republican candidate.

What’s the difference between an angry Teabagger and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What is the difference between a smart Teabagger and the Loch Ness Monster?
Some people claim to have actually seen the Loch Ness Monster.

Why do so many Teabaggers drive a Ford?
Because ‘Chevy’ is too difficult to spell correctly.

What do you call a burly 200-lbs. male Teabagger who stomps on the head of a 115-lbs. woman for carrying a sign he didn’t like, giving her a concussion?
A valuable campaign worker.

What do Teabaggers call an elitist?
Someone with a sixth-grade education.

Did you hear about the Teabagger couple who froze to death at the drive-in?
They went to see “Closed for the Winter.”

What do you call a Teabagger with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.

Where can you find a Teabagger hypocrite?
Throw a dart blindfolded at a Tea Party Rally.

What was the Teabagger psychic’s greatest achievement?
Reading the tea leaves forwards, for once.

What did the Teabagger say to the doctor when she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”

How do Teabagger brain cells die?
Despised and alone.

What do you get when you offer a Teabagger a penny for his thoughts?
Change too stupid to believe in.

Did you hear about the lesbian Teabagger?
She kept trying to have affairs with gay men.

How do you confuse a Teabagger?
It’s impossible — they’re already born that way.

Where does a retired Teabagger go for medical treatment?
To the doctor, who is paid by Medicare, a government program initiated by liberal Democrats, that the damn socialist liberals better keep their hands off of until a GOP Teabagger candidate can get elected to abolish it!

Where does a retired Teabagger go for medical treatment after the GOP has abolished Medicare?
No Teabagger ever thinks that far ahead.

What do you say to a hate-big-government Teabagger who lives on Social Security?
The same thing his relatives say: “You’re crazy.”