To: Democrats
From: Santa

As you unwrap your present this morning, please read this note on the card.

Amazed at the balls ReThuglicans have: trying to cancel Christmas for first responders? Upset some died while ReThugs sneak away from the table of moral responsibility they themselves set every year, every day, every second?

HEY IDIOT! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

You keep giving them a pass. You believed, accepted, tried to ignore all the crap they threw at Clinton really was about Bill. You believed in 2000 it was all Al Gore’s fault and he “did nothing.” Please tell Scribe the last potential Pres who took an election to the Supreme Court. You thought playing along with the “stand by the ReThuglican President after 9/11 no matter what he wants, does or won’t do” would get you brownie points when the reason you have “brown” is they just stuck your nose up their… When health care came up you gave them all summer to tell lies. When borrowing money from China to keep tax cuts for the rich came up… well better sacrifice that all those babies in swaddling clothing so the ones in gold diapers stop squalling.

No matter how nuts they get you back off.

Now you act surprised they were willing to let our first responders die to make some cheap political point? No surprise at all. You gave them so much rope they’ve wrapped it around our necks and are trying to choke us.

So now Santa assumes the gift is open. Yes, Santa gave you a pair of brass balls. Please use them to replace the old, rotted, Styrofoam ones you have. Please do not return them. This coming year you’re really, really, going to NEED them.

Good luck.