The Truth About Santa’s Reindeer
This won’t surprise a single woman.
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter — usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, have to be female.
We should’ve known it all along: only women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night without having to stop and ask for directions.
From Jumbo Joke.