Two Good Reasons
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son
and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied,
“I’m not going.” “Why not?” she asked. I’ll give you two good reasons,”
he said. “(1), they don’t like me, and (2), I don’t like them.” His
mother replied, “I’ll give you two good reasons why you SHOULD go to
church: (1) You’re 59 years old, and (2) you’re the pastor!”