Written by Hamilton Nolan. From gawker.com

It’s the end of the year, which means that it’s time for Greek Orthodox clergymen and Armenian Orthodox clergymen to come together in order to “[scream] at each other and beat each other with broomsticks” during their annual cleaning of the Church of Nativity, where Jesus was born. As Jesus said, “If an adherent of a Christian sect with exceedingly minor theological or geographic differences crosseth into thine half of my birthplace whilst engaged in the very same charitable task as thou, thou must smite him with your broom.”

See you all at Clergy Brawl 2012: Redemption!

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