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Drugstores. They’re a great catch-all place for those random things that make errands lists. Things like toothpaste, shampoo or artificial vaginas.
Yes, Walgreens is now appealing to the man who wants anonymity in his sex toy purchases, and thus, available only on its website, is the Tenga Flip Hole for Male Masturbation. For only $77.99 ($12 off!) you can own a fake vagina “designed to be the best male masturbator,” “deliberately not a simple artificial vagina” and featuring an “astonishing complex inside shape.” Shipping is free, so beat a path to the site soon.
Wait a minute? And waste all those potential babies? Doesn’t the Bible say something about not “spilling your seed upon the ground”? Shouldn’t we have a Republican committee look into this?