"What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself."…

I can't verify if this is the favorite political joke of the Rolling Stones' drummer, but read it anyway. Tony Blair, when he was the UK's Prime Minister, went jogging…

"Neocrit (noun): a neocon hypocrite, particularly one who makes a living selling it to the rubes." -- Matthew (Chironboy) at The Church of Mothra.