I can't verify if this is the favorite political joke of the Rolling Stones' drummer, but read it anyway. Tony Blair, when he was the UK's Prime Minister, went jogging…

"Neocrit (noun): a neocon hypocrite, particularly one who makes a living selling it to the rubes." -- Matthew (Chironboy) at The Church of Mothra.

"Think about this: if you rearrange the letters of SAINT PATRICK'S DAY it spells out SATANIC KIDS PARTY!" -- Phils Phunny Phacts Savin' o' the Green An Irishman worked hard…