"You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. 'I believe God created me in one day.' Yeah,…

I recently received a free copy of one of my city's two major fishwrappers; except for the front page and inside front cover, the 'news' pages were dominated by ads.…

Ben & Jerry's have created a "Yes Pecan!" ice cream to honor Obama's inauguration. (It contains "Amber Waves of Buttery Ice Cream with Roasted Non-Partisan Pecans," according to the company's…

In China, Elvis Presley is known as Mao Wang, which translates as Cat King, or the King of Cats. (H/t to Mark G., currently in southern China, for this info.)