March 6, 2041: John's eternal sentence is to sit chained to a desk in a grubby cubicle that smells like the inside of Cheney's colostomy bag, endlessly preparing legal memos…

The CPAC-Right Left Behind as America 'Moves On' "The country's conservative, Republican-dominated strongholds have shrunk to the Deep South, the Plains and talk radio. "This is the first time since…