"Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted." -- Hesketh Pearson "Life itself is a quotation." -- Jorge Luis Borges

Of course, I'm talking about the 29th Annual Razzie Awards for the worst films and actors of 2008. The winners are: Worst Picture: Mike Myers' monumental movie mistake "The Love…

February 23, 2040. CNBC's Rick Santelli arrives in Hell and is offered a luxurious 10-bedroom, 4-bath mansion at a low mortgage rate. "Oh, boy! Wotta deal!" he shouts as he…

"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues." -- Elizabeth Taylor

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