Paper bag candidate Mitt Romney. Image courtesy Wiki. While his Flipper rhetoric should mean he can't talk his way out of a paper bag, he probably would have no problem…

"While we will suspend our campaign effective today, we are not done fighting." Rickie (NOT Ricardo) Insanitorium. Scribe says... "This is like..." "'Hands up. You're money or your life!'" "'OK,…

New York City, NY- A spokesmale for the Union of United Man Whores, who would only identify himself as "John," announced today there would be a protest on 42nd street…