Ye Olde Scribe's Incredible, Inedible Quote Machine "Christine? How can someone suck so much who obviously doesn't?" -Scribe "Christine O'Donnell gives new meaning to the phrase, 'Whack job." -Caller to…
"Scribe: presenting the Monty Hall side to Monty Python. Now BEHIND door #1 marked 'spam about sex...'"
An actual news report Scribe heard described recent conclusions from the medical community that fat people raise our cancer rates because, they claim, being obese causes cancer. Since Scribe has…
It took damn near an eternity but BP engineers and da Gov finally found a way to tampon-close the splurging, spluttering sludge spewing from deep within cavernous edifice close to…
Better days,: back when Curious George actually basked under the "glorious" picture of Junior's Mommy at the White House during his maladministration. This is a take off an actual book…
