Welcome, infidels. Achmed has taken over the mind of Ye Olde Scribe, just like he has the weak, pathetic brain of the infidel who considers himself my master. You WILL…

"Oil's well that ends well." OR... "Bend over New York and Pennsylvania while we shove this poison up your..." You may remember the scene from the old movie. Perhaps his…

"If you get this wrong you're stupider than the stupidest old man." The old drillers and related companies are threatening to off shore elsewhere. We should... 1. Give them whatever…

Scribe likes being the funny man. Satire. Parody. But there's nothing funny about this and it must be said. Black goo approaches the Gulf Coast of Florida, Alabama and Mississippi…

Cause ya NEVER know where your college degree might take ya!!! Recently numero 3 at al Qaeda Inc was taken out by a drone. Scribe can think of no news…