"Taking Bible quotes, sayings and assumptions... then giving them a fun twist. Kind of like the Doctor, his finger and your exam. Now... bend over." "One of you will betray…

Click. Click. Click. Nothing but commercials and pap for programming. Scribe fell asleep and "woke up" about about "Twelver-" o'clock: midnight. Was it a dream, or an infomercial? Shi'... shi'...…

"'Git' your Bible quotes while the Gitmo is... 'good?'" For it has been granted to you on behalf of Christ not only to believe on him, but also to suffer…

Apologies to Mr. Dylan. But could Scribe be... Bob-ing... for laughs here? Come gather round teabaggers Throughout the land Do criticize What you won't understand Screw your children's future Make…

"Taking actual news events and tossing in a butcher's funny bone." Your mission, should you decide to accept it, gentle reader, is to figure out where the real news ends…