"Now that's Scribe's kinda communion!" Do you not know I must be in my father's house? -Psalms Scribe asks... Raiding the liquor cabinet?

"WATT did ya say?" I have no fear for the Lord is my light and salvation. -Psalms Scribe responds... Then why do so many preachers act like dim bulbs?

"Fermenting trouble across the 'internets.'" Women having their breasts filled with silicon... Want to attract men? Fill them with Guinness. -Harlan Williams, comedian

"Kinda chokes ya up." I am the vine, you are the branches. -John Scribe asks... Kudzu?

"Flash!" "He has the bigger picture." -Romans Ye Olde Scribe responds... ...and in case you destroy it, he also has the negatives.