It took damn near an eternity but BP engineers and da Gov finally found a way to tampon-close the splurging, spluttering sludge spewing from deep within cavernous edifice close to…

Better days,: back when Curious George actually basked under the "glorious" picture of Junior's Mommy at the White House during his maladministration. This is a take off an actual book…

Welcome, infidels. Achmed has taken over the mind of Ye Olde Scribe, just like he has the weak, pathetic brain of the infidel who considers himself my master. You WILL…

"Oil's well that ends well." OR... "Bend over New York and Pennsylvania while we shove this poison up your..." You may remember the scene from the old movie. Perhaps his…

"If you get this wrong you're stupider than the stupidest old man." The old drillers and related companies are threatening to off shore elsewhere. We should... 1. Give them whatever…