"Teens are the same EVERYWHERE." "For God so loved the world, he gave us his only begotten son..." The unheard part of the conversation... "OK, ya little twerp. Think you're…

"FANGS for the memories." "This is my blood, drink it in memory of me." This quote from... Jesus? No. The ghost of Dracula at a vampire convention.

"Biting buns since at least 2001." We live in a society governed by laws. -Andrew Ross Sorkin of The New York Times (Claiming we should do nothing about deficit spending…

"If it's 'God's Word,' would he be... lion?" The lion and the lamb shall lie together. Scribe responds... And the lion shall starve to death because he was feasting on…

"Less 'inedible,' more deliciously rhetorical. YUM!" Clarence Darrow... Those men who own the earth make the laws to protect what they have. They fix up a sort of fence or…