New York City, NY- A spokesmale for the Union of United Man Whores, who would only identify himself as "John," announced today there would be a protest on 42nd street…

In other campaign news, former Senator Rick Santorum addressed the controversy over contraception, telling a crowd in Dayton, "The best form of contraception will always be underwear with a picture…

"Oh, my God! Gretchen Carlson can't hear herself talking about this, that's so bad... for Gretchen Carlson."- John Stewart "Even earplugs shrivel when listening to some of the talking head…

Washington, D.C., February 14th, 2012- Early this morning a White House intern claimed he heard John the big BOENER crying at the bottom of a tree, below the Tree House…