Capt. Sully Sullenberger’s Favorite Joke (Maybe)
A commercial airliner was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your…
News of the Future: Wurzelbacher Nominated by GOP in 2012
Mr. Wurzelbacher also unveiled the partys new slogan, The few, the proud, the Republicans! with the exclamation point followed by a large, yellow happy face roundel. Mr. Wurzelbacher also named…
Will the Church Excommunicate the Stepfather Too?
No, of course not. "Police believe that the girl at the center of the case had been sexually abused by her step-father since she was six years old." "The fact…
The Tattlesnake Odds and Ends from the Week’s News Edition
...With No Particular Place to Go But Here If This Were in a Book, You Wouldn't Believe It: It's been hilarious watching various members of the GOP hierarchy criticizing the…
This Day in Hell: John Yoo
March 6, 2041: John's eternal sentence is to sit chained to a desk in a grubby cubicle that smells like the inside of Cheney's colostomy bag, endlessly preparing legal memos…