Today’s Quote: Creationism
"You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. 'I believe God created me in one day.' Yeah,…
The Tattlesnake — No Wonder Newspapers Are Dying Off Edition
I recently received a free copy of one of my city's two major fishwrappers; except for the front page and inside front cover, the 'news' pages were dominated by ads.…
Today’s Real Joke: Creaming Bush
Ben & Jerry's have created a "Yes Pecan!" ice cream to honor Obama's inauguration. (It contains "Amber Waves of Buttery Ice Cream with Roasted Non-Partisan Pecans," according to the company's…
Saturday’s Useless Trivia 2/21/09
In China, Elvis Presley is known as Mao Wang, which translates as Cat King, or the King of Cats. (H/t to Mark G., currently in southern China, for this info.)
This Day in Hell: The ‘Perley’ Gates
February 21, 2050: Richard Perle is welcomed to Hell after decades of being assured he is going to Heaven. To the amusement of everyone, Perle makes a lengthy speech wherein…