Douchebags Seek New Way to Compensate for Tiny Penises By Andy Borowitz DETROIT (The Borowitz Report) General Motors decision yesterday to stop manufacturing Hummers has struck at the heart of…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFyFcy17s1k Written by Mark Ames ...A Week After 25 High Schoolers Arrested For Food Fight File this under Seriously Fucked Up: While most of America has been hiding under the…

HERD ABOUT IT? by Ana Grarian It snowed last night. About six inches down here in the valley, probably considerably more up on the hill, and out in farm country,…

Belgian Cafe quaffers, concerned about InBev, cry, "STELLA!!!" By John W. Miller, for online.wsj.com Source: AHA Forum Anheuser-Busch InBev NV workers protesting job cuts on the picket lines last month…