Written by Andy Borowitz NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Calls for a reduction in violent political rhetoric have plunged the Fox News Channel into chaos, with a Fox spokesperson…

You will never kill, torture or imprison enough terrorists to end terrorism. But by doing so you can certainly create smarter terrorists, more determined terrorists and more terrorists than you…

Written by Terry Tang and Amanda Lee Myers, Associated Press When are we going to admit there are terrorists amongst us and they are NOT Muslim? They are the extreme…