Why is NYPD After Me?
Nicholas K. Peart, 23, has been stopped and frisked by New York City police officers at least five times, 12/16/11. (photo: Ashley Gilbertson/NYT) Written by Nicholas K. Peart for The…
Trump to Run for President of North Korea
Promises Continuity of Leadership Written by Andy Borowitz PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report) - Within hours of the death of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il, real estate mogul Donald Trump roiled…
Why Smart Conservatives Suddenly Hate Newt
Written by Gene Lyons Newt Gingrich is the Jimmy Swaggart of American politics, a confidence man so transparent as to test the faith even of True Believers. Paradoxically, that's precisely…
Weasel Boy vs. Plastic Man
Written by Will Durst fpr The San Francisco Chronicle The mad mud tossing between Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney, the last two Republicans still standing, is quickly ramping up to…