Written by Andy Borowitz for newyorker.com WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---The scandal involving former C.I.A. director David Petraeus took a startling twist today, as a leading right-wing conspiracy theorist claimed that…

Written by Dana Milbank for postbulletin.com And now begins the quadrennial exercise of coming to terms with the loss of a presidency. For the second time in a row, Republicans…

This undated artist rendering shows Kepler-22b, a planet known to comfortably circle in the habitable zone of a sun-like star. So far, astronomers have detected more than 840 planets orbiting…