MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)---Many Americans are tired of explaining things to idiots, particularly when the things in question are so painfully obvious, a new poll indicates. According to the poll,…
ark Rossini, a former FBI special agent at the center of an enduring mystery related to the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, says he is "appalled" by the newly…
By Ken Carman Let's be clear. Right now, as of the day I wrote this, there's no proof our shooter at the Charleston church ever read Turner. But Turner…
he heart is the Jeb (!) and Jeb (!) is the heart. That was the theme of Monday's roll-out. Also, the corazon is the Jeb (!) and Jeb (!) is…
Recently, Comcast customers in Philadelphia were invited to share their thoughts on the cable television giant. One Philly resident after another described Comcast as an appalling combination of high prices and terrible…
