The Voters Rejected Trump
"Don't waste any time mourning. Organize!" --- Joe Hill, awaiting the firing squad, 1915 Look at these figures and tell me with a straight face that the American people chose…
Trump to Step Away from Making his Businesses Bankrupt to Focus on Bankrupting Country
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---President-elect Donald J. Trump will no longer have day-to-day responsibility for driving his businesses into bankruptcy and will instead focus on bankrupting the country, one of his…