Since time immemorial, men have worried irrationally about perceived threats to their penises. Long before there was castration anxiety, there was something far more sinister: the myth of phallus-stealing witches…

IF the Supremes theses days have ANYTHING to do with actually protecting the Constitution, EON wonders how soon this infringement will stand. Even just the less than constitutional precedent of…

 This has to do with more than parking issues. The way we handle personal responsibility in this country is really screwed up: all the way to the highest office. Imagine…