WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---An Alabama man whose brain was ravaged by severe amnesia is somehow able to function in an extremely demanding legal job, leading neurologists reported on Tuesday. The…

by Ken Carman The Virginia and New Jersey victories were certainly welcome. But let's not get cocky: historically that has screwed us damn near every time. Election fraud makes this even…

By Robert Warden For those of us who have sufficient identification such as driver's licenses, and work IDs, showing identification is probably no big deal, but for people who don't…