WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---In a unique accord, the billionaire Koch brothers and the National Rifle Association have reached a timeshare agreement over the ownership of House Speaker Paul Ryan, representatives…
A former Blackwater employee and an ex-US Marine who has worked as a security operative for the company have made a series of explosive allegations in sworn statements filed on…
On Tuesday night, Doug Jones won Alabama's Special Election and will take Jeff Sessions' vacated Senate seat. I never expected to write that sentence, honestly, we thought that an accused…
It is truly extraordinary: the still-new Trump administration keeps appointing people whose common priority is the destruction of the agency they head. Their mission is therefore the opposite of their…
by Ken Carman I was going to write about Moore, Trump, Conyers, Franken, Franks... to be... FRANKS... but I think almost everything I wanted to say has been said, and everything…
