he Republican chairman of the House intelligence committee refused to answer when a colleague asked him if he had coordinated his incendiary surveillance memo with the White House, The Daily…
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald J. Trump collapsed from exhaustion after approximately ninety minutes of pretending to be a human being with empathy, the White House doctor has confirmed. "In all…
Did the Pentagon just officially declare a new Cold War with both China and Russia while also committing to wage endless wars around the globe? Apparently, yes --- that was…
State of the Union addresses have become Washington kabuki theater at its worst. Everything is for show --- the staged applause, the invited guests in the gallery, the self-congratulations, the…
