Inspection- Taking a Turner for the Worse
The bad news is I have had to write using this theme many times. The worse news is I am sure I will use it again. For those unfamiliar; The…
Jimmy Carter to Brian Kemp: Resign as Secretary of State
ormer President Jimmy Carter weighed in on the controversy surrounding the Georgia gubernatorial race, calling for Republican nominee Brian Kemp --- who oversees elections as Georgia's secretary of state ---…
Trump Strips Citizenship from Children of Immigrants, Thus Disqualifying Himself from Presidency
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald J. Trump on Tuesday signed an executive order stripping the children of immigrant mothers of their citizenship, thus disqualifying himself from being President of the United…
Spies Eavesdropping on Trump Complain He Is Speaking in Indecipherable Language
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Russian and Chinese spies who have been eavesdropping on Donald J. Trump's unsecured iPhone calls complained on Thursday that he has foiled their efforts by speaking in…