What We Must Do Now: Abrams, Georgia & Something Extraordinary
Days ago, I received a call from Stacey Abrams' lead attorneys. Our investigative team had "gold," as they put it, for litigating the election: Expert analysis proving 340,134 voters were…
Trump Refuses to Pardon White House Turkey After Accusing It of Working for Soros
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---In a startling break with Thanksgiving tradition, Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after claiming that it was working as a secret operative…
Republicans in Florida Are Running Every Play From Their 2000 Recount Playbook
The people covering these recounts shouldn't fall for the same tricks. efore we get to Florida, as we inevitably must, because democracy, the two most important races currently in…
Inspection- Count the Votes
With so many different voting systems... With so many different secretary of states, governors, appointees responsible for the integrity of the vote who are too often beyond irresponsible... All this,…