Texas Secretary of State Resigns After Botched Voter Purge
Acting Texas Secretary of State David Whitley (R) resigned on Monday after his office wrongly questioned the U.S. citizenship of nearly 100,000 people, The Houston Chronicle reported. The embattled official…
Trump’s Slurred Speech Tied to Low Battery in Putin’s Remote
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald J.Trump slurred his speech during his announcement about Jerusalem on Wednesday because of "low-battery issues" with Vladimir Putin's remote, the White House said on Friday. Speaking…
My Rapist Apologized, I Still Needed an Abortion.
y 12-year-old daughter recently asked me what I think about abortion. She walked into the kitchen, poked around the refrigerator, then spun around and blurted it out: "I can't decide…
Inspection- Un-Spreading the Gospel of Hate
Living in a time when whole groups are targeted far too effectively: using hate as a religious, social and political tool, I thought I'd offer two true stories, one about…