Voters Struggle with Concept of a President Without a Personality Disorder
MIAMI (The Borowitz Report)---Millions of viewers of a televised debate Wednesday night found themselves struggling with the notion of a President with no visible personality disorder. In interviews across the…
New York Times: Daughters of foot doctor say he diagnosed Trump with bone spurs as ‘favor’ to Fred Trump
(CNN)The daughters of a Queens foot doctor say their late father diagnosed President Donald Trump with bone spurs to help him avoid the Vietnam War draft as a "favor" to…
Inspection- Of the Great (?) Duel and Rhetorical Judo (Part 1)
by Ken Carman I must admit: there are days I wish the Republican Party and the Democratic Party would have a duel and both hit their mark. Maybe we could clear…
Inspection- Of the Great (?) Duel and Rhetorical Judo (Part 2)
by Ken Carman Now the rhetorical pistols have fired let's see what carnage they have wrought. Wait. No, that's not right. We only had a few actual pistols, no one's dead,…