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The Tattlesnake – Things That You’re Liable to Read in the Bible, Part Huh? Edition

“And thou shalt eat it [as] barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.”
— Ezekiel 4:12

Drop another log on the fire, so to speak.

“If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel.”
— Deuteronomy 22:22

And yet those pious C Street gentlemen John Ensign and Mark Sanford still walk among us. (I forgot; Old Testament rules only apply to gays.)

“These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: a proud look, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, a false witness that speaks lies, and he that sows discord among brethren.”
— Proverbs 6:16-19

Has anyone told Fox News?

“Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?”
— Matthew 6:25

Has anyone told Sarah Palin?

“But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.”
— Matthew 5:36-37

Has anyone told Bush – or his ghostwriter?

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Today’s Quote: Coburn the Liberal?

Don’t be fooled: C Streeter and wingnut GOP conservative Sen. Tom Coburn of Oklahoma isn’t changing his stripes; he, and the other members of the GOP elite, have noticed that their angry, apocalyptic rhetoric has unleashed a firestorm of bigotry and ugliness in the base, the kind of blind rage that scares away the independent voters the Republicans desperately need to win in 2010 and 2012.

Come on now. She is nice [Nancy Pelosi] how many of you all have met her? Shes a nice person”

Just because somebody disagrees with you dodnt (sic) mean theyre not a good person”

So dont catch yourself being biased by FOX News that somebody is no good. The people in Washington are good. They just dont know what they dont know
— Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Ding-Dong), to an Oklahoma townhall meeting, April 6, 2010, as quoted by the Capitol News Connection. H/t to Bartcop.com.