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This Day in Hell: Office Politician

February 22, 2032. Lewis I. ‘Scooter’ Libby arrives without fanfare and is shown a small office where he gets right down to work sharpening eye gouges for Satan’s right-hand man Dick Cheney. Asked how he enjoyed his first day in Hell, Scooter replied, “It’s great — just like being back at the White House.”