Ye Olde Scribe Has Fun With Biblical Sayings
"FANGS for the memories." "This is my blood, drink it in memory of me." This quote from... Jesus? No. The ghost of Dracula at a vampire convention.
Quote: A Defining Moment
"Neocrit (noun): a neocon hypocrite, particularly one who makes a living selling it to the rubes." -- Matthew (Chironboy) at The Church of Mothra.
St. Paddy’s Day Quote and a Joke
"Think about this: if you rearrange the letters of SAINT PATRICK'S DAY it spells out SATANIC KIDS PARTY!" -- Phils Phunny Phacts Savin' o' the Green An Irishman worked hard…