Capt. Sully Sullenberger’s Favorite Joke (Maybe)
A commercial airliner was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your…
Ye Olde Scribe’s Incredible, Now Quite Edible, Quote Machine
"Fermenting trouble across the 'internets.'" Women having their breasts filled with silicon... Want to attract men? Fill them with Guinness. -Harlan Williams, comedian
News of the Future: Wurzelbacher Nominated by GOP in 2012
Mr. Wurzelbacher also unveiled the partys new slogan, The few, the proud, the Republicans! with the exclamation point followed by a large, yellow happy face roundel. Mr. Wurzelbacher also named…
Will the Church Excommunicate the Stepfather Too?
No, of course not. "Police believe that the girl at the center of the case had been sexually abused by her step-father since she was six years old." "The fact…
On Auto: Addendum and The Great Debate
Arguing over at Smirking Chimp I discovered a link that supports my thesis that GM might as well be sold off before it does go belly up dumping every penny…